28 Thanksgiving jokes to print

Copy one eight-joke set onto a teller. Keep the four bonus jokes for another round. The print button prints the joke list, not a square template.

Party-safeAges 4 and up with a reading buddy; children who are not reading yet can pick colors and guess aloudSilly jokes for a seated game

How to play

  1. Cut a paper square and fold it following the five folding steps.
  2. Write turkey, pie, parade and wishbone on the outside pockets, number the eight inner triangles and copy one joke pair beneath each numbered flap.
  3. Pick an outside word. The reader spells it while opening the teller once per letter, alternating directions.
  4. Pick a visible number. The reader opens the teller that many times, then the player picks a final visible number.
  5. Lift that numbered flap, read the setup and allow up to three guesses before reading the punchline. Repeat the joke if the player wants to hear it again.
  6. Swap readers after four turns and stop when food is ready.
Random joke flap

Draw one when the room is ready

What did the gravy boat say when it reached the kids' table? - All aboard.

Set 1 — dinner-table jokes

Eight jokes about the food and the seats. Copy one pair beneath each numbered flap.

  1. What did the gravy boat say when it reached the kids' table? - All aboard.
  2. Why did the dinner roll go to the doctor? - It was feeling crumby.
  3. Why did the cranberry sauce blush at dinner? - It saw the turkey dressing.
  4. What do you call a sad cranberry? - A blueberry.
  5. Why did the napkin win an award? - It always came clean.
  6. What did the candle say when dinner started? - This meal is lit.
  7. Why does everyone thank their chair on Thanksgiving? - For all the support.
  8. Why did the corn lose cards to the green beans? - It got creamed.

Set 2 — turkey jokes

Eight turkey jokes for a second teller or a fresh round.

  1. Why did the turkey cross the road twice? - To prove it was no chicken.
  2. What did the turkey bring to the parade band? - Its own drumsticks.
  3. What is a turkey's favorite dessert? - Peach gobbler.
  4. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? - The outside.
  5. Why do turkeys lose at hide-and-seek? - The gobble gives them away.
  6. What do you call a sprinting turkey? - Fast food.
  7. Which dance wins every turkey talent show? - The turkey trot.
  8. How do turkeys answer the phone? - Wing, wing?

Set 3 — pie jokes

Eight jokes to bring out before dessert.

  1. Why did the pumpkin pie visit the dentist? - It needed a filling.
  2. What did the apple pie say to the pecan pie? - You're nuts.
  3. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? - Squash.
  4. Why does the family thank the pie crust? - It held everything together.
  5. Why does whipped cream collect all the compliments? - It lands on top every time.
  6. What did one pie slice say to the other? - Stick with me and we go a la mode.
  7. Why did the pie win the talent show? - It had all the right fillings.
  8. How does pie say goodbye at the end of dinner? - Piece out.

Bonus set — harvest and parade

Four extra jokes. Replace four jokes on a teller and keep four favorites for the rematch.

  1. Why did the scarecrow take a bow at the parade? - It was outstanding in its field.
  2. What did the acorn say when it grew up? - Gee, I'm a tree.
  3. What did the November leaf say to the tree? - I'm falling for you.
  4. What did the parade balloon say to the turkey float? - You're so down to earth.

Thanksgiving Joke Fortune Tellers

Fold a paper square, tuck your fingers into the pockets and let the next flap choose a Thanksgiving joke. The joke pack above has 28 setup-and-punchline pairs: enough for three tellers with eight jokes each, plus four extras. Below are the folding steps, instructions for labelling the flaps and rules for playing with a reading buddy.

The print control prints the jokes. You’ll need to prepare the paper squares yourself; there is no square-template download on this page.

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What you need for the joke tellers

Have paper, scissors, a pencil and colored pencils or markers ready. The source suggests 90 gsm paper for folding. Fold one example before preparing the rest so you can check the pocket size and how much writing fits beneath a flap.

For a 5.9-inch square, draw and cut one square from an 8.5-by-11-inch sheet. Two squares of that size do not fit on one letter sheet. If you want two per sheet, use smaller squares that fit your printer’s margins and test one before making the whole batch. Borderless printing does not make the paper larger.

Prepare one teller per pair of players and at least one spare. For a larger group, you could add another spare for each six children. Keep the printed joke list as the host’s key; you can also write the eight chosen jokes on an unfolded copy before folding it.

The dinner-table, turkey and pie sets each contain eight joke pairs. Use one set per teller. The bonus set contains four: replace four jokes on a teller and keep four favorites for another round.

If younger guests would prefer a picture game, have Thanksgiving picture bingo ready as another way to join. Readers who want puzzles afterward can try the Thanksgiving word-game pack.

How to fold the fortune teller

Start with an unlabelled square. If you are using printed paper, lay the printed side down.

  1. Make two diagonal creases. Fold one corner to its opposite corner, press the fold and open the paper. Repeat with the other two corners. Open the square flat; the creases cross at the center.
  2. Fold the corners into the center. Bring each of the four corners to that crossing and press them flat. This folded square is called a blintz base.
  3. Turn it over and repeat. Flip the square, then fold each of the four new corners into the center.
  4. Fold it in half both ways. Fold the square in half, open it, then fold it in half the other way and open it again. The four outside pockets are where your fingers will go.
  5. Open the pockets. Slide your thumbs and index fingers beneath the four pockets. Bring the fingers together and gently work the teller open. Practice opening it in one direction, then the other.

Keep this first teller as the example. Photograph each of the five positions as you fold it, then print or arrange the pictures as a strip beside the children’s workspace. The strip is something you prepare; fold photographs are not included here.

If folding is part of the activity, show one step at a time. The craft party activities guide has suggestions for arranging supplies and helping guests who need different amounts of assistance.

Write the words, numbers and jokes

Write turkey, pie, parade and wishbone on the four outside pockets, one word per pocket. Add a different color to each pocket so a child can point to a color instead of reading the word.

Open the teller to find the eight inner triangles and number them 1–8. Lift each numbered flap and copy one complete joke pair beneath it. Put the setup first and the punchline below it so the reader can pause before revealing the answer.

For example, one flap could read:

Setup: Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

Punchline: To prove it was no chicken.

Unfold the teller temporarily if that makes writing easier, then refold along the creases. Check that the words and numbers are visible during play and that the reader can lift each flap without tearing it. If a pair of lines will not fit legibly, use a larger square or keep the punchlines on a separate numbered key.

How to play with a reading buddy

One person operates the teller and reads; the other chooses and guesses. Show a complete turn before passing it around.

  1. The player chooses an outside word or its color. The reader spells the word, opening the teller once for each letter and alternating directions.
  2. The player chooses a number they can see. The reader counts aloud and opens the teller that many times, again alternating directions.
  3. The player chooses a final visible number. The reader lifts that flap and reads the setup, keeping the punchline hidden.
  4. Allow up to three guesses, then read the punchline. If a guess was wrong and the player wants to hear the joke again, repeat it before the next turn.
  5. Swap readers after four turns. A younger player can keep choosing while their buddy handles the spelling and reading.

A flap may come up more than once. If you want to hear all eight jokes, mark the numbers already read on the host key and choose an unread one when a repeat appears.

For a player who would rather look for pictures than tell jokes, the Thanksgiving picture-search pack describes a visual activity. Thanksgiving matching cards are another option for pairs who want a card game instead.

An example six-minute table round

Try this short round between courses or while the turkey rests before carving, if it fits your meal. It totals six minutes. The pace is illustrative: pause or finish early when food is ready, and save unread jokes for later.

  1. 0:00–0:01 · Get the pairs started. Give each pair a teller, name the first reader and show the word-and-number choices.
  2. 0:01–0:03 · Play the first turns. Read the setups and allow up to three guesses. Swap readers after four turns if you reach that point.
  3. 0:03–0:05 · Continue with the other reader. Keep going at the children’s pace. A grown-up can join a wishbone turn and try answering with a straight face.
  4. 0:05–0:06 · Finish the current joke. Put the tellers and key back in the basket before serving resumes.

Keep the basket beside the place cards so supplies are easy to find. If plates leave little table space, players can operate the tellers in their laps.

For games at other points in the meal, see Thanksgiving games for the family. If guests arrive much earlier, activities while the turkey cooks can help you arrange crafts and familiar games, with someone available to help the children.

Get the tellers ready before dinner

You can spread these jobs over the week or prepare everything together before guests arrive.

  • Print the joke list and cut the paper squares.
  • Fold one example and photograph the five folding positions if you want a picture strip.
  • Write the outside words and colors, then number the eight inner triangles.
  • Copy one eight-joke set beneath each teller’s flaps and check every setup against its punchline.
  • Prepare one teller per pair, plus spares; keep an unfolded copy or the printed joke list as the key.
  • Put the tellers, key and pencil in a basket beside the place cards.
  • Agree who will read with children who need a buddy.
  • Bring out the basket during a pause in serving and put it away when the next course arrives.

If you are preparing several activities, the printable party games guide suggests keeping game materials and helper notes together. Label the joke key clearly so it does not get mixed into another game’s answers.

More Thanksgiving games for the same table

Choose another activity for a different moment rather than putting every printable out at once.

  • For something each child can work on: Thanksgiving activity placemats combine coloring and puzzles with a joke strip.
  • For a performance after plates are cleared: Thanksgiving acting cards offer short prompts, with players choosing the kind of scene they want to act.
  • For a longer craft before dinner: Disguise a turkey gives children costume ideas to draw or make. Prepare the turkey outlines and chosen materials separately.
  • For another seated game: Quiet party games includes options with ordinary conversation and turn-taking. Seated jokes still involve voices and laughter.

If you are planning a separate holiday gathering as well as dinner, seasonal party ideas can help you think through the activity, food and space before shopping.

Thanksgiving joke fortune teller questions

How do you fold a Thanksgiving joke fortune teller?

Make two diagonal creases, fold the four corners into the center, turn the paper over and fold the new corners into the center. Fold it in half both ways, then open the four finger pockets.

What goes on the outside pockets?

Write turkey, pie, parade and wishbone, one word on each pocket. Add a different color to each so children who are not reading yet can point to a color.

How many tellers do I need for eight children?

Prepare five: four for the pairs and one spare. Give different pairs different joke sets if you want them to hear new punchlines when they exchange tellers.

Can a four-year-old play?

Yes, with a reading buddy who operates the teller, spells the chosen word and reads the joke. The younger player can choose a color or point to a number and guess the punchline aloud.

Does the print button produce fortune-teller squares?

No. It prints the 28 jokes. Prepare your own paper squares and copy the jokes onto the folded flaps; this page does not include a square-template download.

When should we play the six-minute round?

Try it between courses or while the turkey rests before carving, if that fits your meal. Six minutes is an example game length, not a guarantee that every joke will be read. Stop when serving begins and save unfinished jokes for later.