Thanksgiving jokes and would-you-rather questions

Read a few jokes between courses and save the questions for dessert. The print button opens your browser's print dialog; it does not create a finished placemat.

Party-safeAges 3 and up can color with help as needed; readers around 5 and up may enjoy the scramble and maze.Seated puzzles, jokes and conversation

How to play

  1. Copy the scramble onto a sheet with answer blanks, keeping the host key separate.
  2. For a homemade placemat, draw and test the turkey dot-to-dot, maze and coloring border before making copies.
  3. Prepare one mat per seat plus two spares, two pencils per seat and one crayon cup per three seats.
  4. Offer the scramble as plates arrive, read a few jokes between courses and save the questions for dessert.
Random joke or question

Draw one when the room is ready

Why did the turkey join the marching band? Because it had the drumsticks.

Kid joke strip

Twelve jokes to read between courses. For a homemade strip, copy selected setups along the bottom edge and write their punchlines upside down. These cards display punchlines normally.

  1. Why did the turkey join the marching band? Because it had the drumsticks.
  2. What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google, google.
  3. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it was not chicken.
  4. What key has legs and never opens a door? A tur-key.
  5. What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing, wing.
  6. Why did the sheriff arrest the turkey? For fowl play.
  7. What do you call a turkey sprinting across the yard? Fast food.
  8. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside.
  9. What is a turkey's favorite dessert? Peach gobbler.
  10. Why was the cranberry sauce late for dinner? It got stuck in a jam.
  11. What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky.
  12. Why do turkeys gobble at the table? They never learned good manners.

Would-you-rather table talkers

Save these questions for dessert. Read one aloud, let guests answer or pass, and stop whenever the table is ready.

  1. Would you rather ride on a parade float or march beside the band?
  2. Would you rather stir the mashed potatoes or pour the gravy?
  3. Would you rather catch a falling leaf or a snowflake on your tongue?
  4. Would you rather help bake the pumpkin pie or whip the cream on top?
  5. Would you rather have a pet turkey or a pet squirrel?
  6. Would you rather eat leftover turkey all week or never eat stuffing again?
  7. Would you rather quarterback the backyard football game or referee it?
  8. Would you rather jump into a pile of leaves or a pile of pillows?
  9. Would you rather sleep in a pilgrim-era cabin or a treehouse with heat?
  10. Would you rather draw the turkey's feathers or color the cornucopia?
  11. Would you rather watch the parade curbside or from under a blanket on TV?
  12. Would you rather smell cinnamon for a whole day or fresh bread for a whole day?

Thanksgiving activity placemats

Give children something to color, solve or read while they wait for Thanksgiving dinner. The eight-word scramble below has answer blanks and a separate host key. The printable cards above include twelve jokes and twelve would-you-rather questions. To turn those activities into a placemat, add a turkey dot-to-dot, a squirrel maze and a coloring border using the drawing instructions below. Finished puzzle artwork is not included.

What to put on each placemat

Leave a name line at the top. Put the word scramble on the upper left, the turkey on the upper right and the maze in the middle. Along the bottom, leave space for a few jokes and a question to read at dessert. Keep the remaining cards nearby; you do not need to fit all twenty-four onto one sheet.

Turkey dot-to-dot: Sketch a turkey, then place 24 dots numbered 1–24 along its outline. Start at the wattle beneath the beak and arrange the route so the tail fan is drawn last. The original design suggests about three-quarters of an inch between dots on a large drawing. Adjust the spacing to fit your sheet and keep numbers readable. Connect the dots yourself before printing: the description does not supply a tested dot pattern.

Squirrel maze: Draw a corn patch with an entrance at the top left and an acorn at the center. Mark the finish beside the acorn with a small star. Add exactly three dead ends, then trace a continuous route from the squirrel to the acorn on your host copy. The source suggests this design for ages 5–8; adjust the size and difficulty for the children attending.

Coloring border: Draw oak leaves, pumpkins and turkey feathers in open outline. A two-inch frame is the original suggestion for a large sheet. Narrow it on letter paper so the puzzles still have room. Younger children can color while someone reads the jokes aloud. For help preparing the shared supplies, see craft party table setup.

Jokes and questions: Copy a few favorites from the cards above. If you want hidden punchlines, write them upside down on your homemade joke strip. The cards on this page display the answers normally; printing does not rotate them. Put a would-you-rather question in a small box for pie, or read from the separate cards.

Thanksgiving word scramble

Read each word backward to find a Thanksgiving word, then write it on the line. A reader can help a younger child, or you can give the first letter as a hint.

Name: ______________________________

Scrambled wordYour answer
YEKRUT____________________
YVARG____________________
EZIAM____________________
TSAEF____________________
NIKPMUP____________________
MIRGLIP____________________
RELBBOG____________________
NROCA____________________

Host answer card

Copy the key onto a separate card: TURKEY, GRAVY, MAIZE, FEAST, PUMPKIN, PILGRIM, GOBBLER, ACORN, in row order. Add the correct route from the maze you draw. A quarter-size copy works only if you can still read the words and follow the path.

Maze answer or drawing notes: ___________________________________


Children who want more words to solve can try the Thanksgiving word-game pack. For guests who prefer pictures to words, Thanksgiving picture bingo offers a caller-led alternative.

Use 11x17 paper if your printer supports it and you want more room for the drawings. For letter paper, start with half-inch margins, narrow the border and use fewer jokes on each mat. Print your homemade layout on card stock in black and white so children can color the outlines.

Print one test copy. Check the answer lines, dot numbers, maze route and space the plate will cover. Then prepare one mat per seat plus two spares. For eight children, that means ten mats, sixteen sharpened pencils and three shared crayon cups.

The print controls on this page open the browser’s print dialog. They print page content, including host answers; they do not download a finished placemat, draw the puzzles or separate the key. Use print preview to select the pages you need, or copy the scramble and selected cards into your own layout before printing.

Keep the child sheets and host notes in separate piles. The printable party games guide explains what belongs on a helper’s copy rather than a player’s sheet.

Prepare the placemats before Thanksgiving

Do the drawing before the busiest part of dinner preparation. This sequence leaves time to correct a puzzle before making all the copies.

  1. Two days before: Sketch the border, turkey and maze. Number the turkey dots 1–24 and check that the tail fan comes last.
  2. The day before: Finish the outlines, solve the maze and compare the scramble with the host key. Make a test print and adjust anything too small to read.
  3. Thanksgiving morning: Print the remaining mats and two spares. Prepare the host card, sharpen the pencils and fill the crayon cups.
  4. Before guests sit down: Write names on the mats and place one face down at each seat. Keep the answer card and spare copies within reach.

Set out a placemat and pencils at each seat

Put everything out before you need the table for serving. Leave enough uncovered space for plates and glasses.

  • Set one named mat face down at each seat.
  • Put two sharpened pencils beside each mat.
  • Share one crayon cup between every three seats.
  • Keep the two spare mats nearby for late arrivals or a fresh copy.
  • Put the host answer card at your place. Under the butter dish is one option if it stays clean and easy to reach.
  • Keep the joke and question cards together, with the dessert questions set aside.
  • Have a place for finished mats so children can take them home and finish coloring.

If you need another activity that fits around a table, quiet party games includes seated guessing games and questions. Check which supplies and help your chosen game needs before adding it.

An example three-hour meal

This is an illustrative way to offer activities during a long family meal, not three hours of continuous play. Adjust it to your serving times and let children stop, eat or take a break. You can use the same order for a shorter dinner.

  1. 0:00–0:30 · Sit down and begin serving. Flip the mats and offer the scramble while children wait for their plates. Give a hint if a word is holding them up.
  2. 0:30–1:15 · Eat the main course. Leave the pencils aside while children eat. Anyone waiting can return to the turkey, maze or coloring border.
  3. 1:15–1:45 · Pause between courses. Read three jokes from the strip, taking turns if guests want to read. Continue coloring or put the mats aside when the table needs clearing.
  4. 1:45–2:15 · Clear plates and prepare dessert. Gather finished sheets. Children can finish an outline or take a break while someone gets the table ready.
  5. 2:15–3:00 · Serve pie and talk. Read a few would-you-rather questions. Guests can answer aloud, raise a hand for their choice or pass. Send unfinished coloring home afterward.

The five slots total 180 minutes. They describe the meal, not a promised attention span. If serving runs earlier or later, bring out the next activity when it suits the table.

For a shared game once plates are cleared, Thanksgiving games for the family includes seated choices as well as activities that need more room.

Activities for before and after dinner

Keep the placemats for dinner if children arrive much earlier. The Thanksgiving activities while the turkey cooks guide describes a craft area, familiar quiet games and paper activities, with adults available to help.

For a separate craft session, disguise a turkey gives children costume ideas for a turkey outline. Prepare the bases and materials beforehand, and leave somewhere for the finished birds; it needs a different setup from a dinner placemat.

For children who are not reading yet, use the coloring border and read a joke aloud. Pair them with a willing reader for the scramble rather than expecting age alone to tell you who can work independently. Picture bingo is another option if someone is free to call the pictures.

Another quiet activity for early finishers

A child who finishes the puzzles can color the border, read a joke to the next seat or use a spare mat. If you have prepared one beforehand, a Thanksgiving joke fortune teller gives a pair another way to read jokes together. It requires folding and a reader, so do not assume it is ready just because the cards are printed.

For someone who would rather look for pictures, the Thanksgiving picture-search pack describes find prompts and how to prepare the scenes. Check those preparation steps before treating it as an extra sheet you can hand out immediately.

After an active game, calm-down games offers examples of moving toward seated play. Use one if it fits the moment; children do not need another organized round every time they finish a puzzle.

To repeat the homemade placemat arrangement at another holiday meal, see Christmas activity placemats. That page also separates ready-to-use text activities from drawings you must prepare yourself.

Thanksgiving placemat questions

What size should Thanksgiving activity placemats print at?

Use 11x17 if your printer supports it and you want more space for drawings. Letter paper works with half-inch margins, a narrower border and fewer jokes. Test the layout before printing one mat per seat plus two spares.

How do I pace the mat through a long meal?

Offer the scramble as plates arrive, read a few jokes between courses and save the questions for pie. Let children return to the coloring when they want to. The three-hour example describes one possible meal schedule; it does not mean the mat will occupy every child for that long.

What ages can use the placemats without help?

The source suggests coloring for ages 3 and up and the scramble and maze for readers around 5 and up. Those are starting points, not guarantees of independent play. Offer help with reading, dot numbers or pencil work according to the child, and let younger guests answer questions aloud.

Can adults play along?

Yes. Adults can solve the scramble, read jokes or answer the dessert questions. A child and adult can share a puzzle, or everyone can color their own border. There is no need to keep score.

What can fast finishers do?

They can color, read a joke to a neighbor or take a spare mat. If a child is ready to stop, put the sheet aside and let them finish it at home. Add another activity only if it suits the space and someone can help when needed.

Does the print button give me a finished placemat?

No. It opens the browser’s print dialog for the page content. The scramble and cards are written out, but you must draw the turkey dot-to-dot, squirrel maze and coloring border for a complete homemade mat. Host answers are included in page printing, so use preview or a separate layout to keep them off the child’s sheet.