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Funny This or That Questions With Two Ridiculous Choices

Choose between 40 funny This or That questions featuring strange food, awkward powers, animal problems, and ridiculous everyday situations.

Choose the ridiculous option

Funny This or That Questions With Two Ridiculous Choices: 40 Questions

Family CleanBest for ages 10 and upAbsurd and playful

How to play

  1. Read both ridiculous choices without adding a third option.
  2. Count down from three and make everyone answer together.
  3. Ask one player from each side to defend the choice.
  4. Give the funnier explanation the next reading turn.
Random question

Draw one when the room is ready

Pancakes shaped like shoes or shoes that smell like pancakes?

Food confusion

  1. Pancakes shaped like shoes or shoes that smell like pancakes?
  2. Soup through a straw or cereal with a fork?
  3. A sandwich taller than your head or a pizza smaller than a coin?
  4. Ketchup-flavored ice cream or vanilla-flavored french fries?
  5. Popcorn that squeaks or crackers that whistle?
  6. One giant noodle or one hundred tiny tacos?
  7. A birthday cake with no frosting or frosting with no cake?
  8. Always peel grapes or always unwrap peas?
  9. A refrigerator that sings or a toaster that tells jokes?
  10. Eat only square food or only food served in cups?

Unhelpful superpowers

  1. Fly one foot above the ground or turn invisible only while sneezing?
  2. Read a pet's mind or let the pet read yours?
  3. Pause time for three seconds or rewind only your last sentence?
  4. Teleport across a room or run extremely fast in slow motion?
  5. Control the weather inside your bedroom or the music inside elevators?
  6. Know every answer after the quiz or every joke after the punchline?
  7. Shrink your backpack or make every pocket twice as deep?
  8. Talk to plants or receive text messages from furniture?
  9. Glow in the dark or sparkle whenever you tell the truth?
  10. Summon one sock or find every missing lid?

Animal problems

  1. Share a desk with a penguin or a bus seat with a llama?
  2. Have a squirrel pack your lunch or a raccoon organize your room?
  3. Walk a snail every morning or brush an alligator's teeth once?
  4. Own a parrot that repeats secrets or a cat that reviews your cooking?
  5. Race a turtle uphill or play hide-and-seek with a chameleon?
  6. Wear duck feet for shoes or bunny ears as headphones?
  7. Let geese plan your vacation or goats decorate your party?
  8. Have a hamster drive your car or a horse choose your clothes?
  9. Be followed by butterflies or announced by one loud rooster?
  10. Trade voices with a dolphin or trade laughs with a hyena?

Everyday nonsense

  1. Clap every time a door opens or bow every time one closes?
  2. Carry a tiny umbrella indoors or wear sunglasses at night?
  3. Speak only in questions or answer everything with a rhyme?
  4. Use a trampoline instead of stairs or a slide instead of chairs?
  5. Have a backpack that meows or a jacket that applauds?
  6. Brush your teeth with a paintbrush or comb your hair with a fork?
  7. Wear a cape to the grocery store or a crown to the dentist?
  8. Hear dramatic music while making toast or applause while folding laundry?
  9. Find confetti in every pocket or balloons in every cabinet?
  10. Have Tuesdays last twice as long or Saturdays begin at 4 a.m.?

Funny This or That questions hand players two bad ideas and demand a confident decision. The explanation often becomes funnier than either option.

Why do forced choices make people laugh?

Forced choices make players invent logic for an absurd situation. The question stays light because nobody has to reveal a real mistake or private opinion.

How long should players defend an answer?

One sentence usually keeps the joke sharp. If the defense turns into a negotiation, read the next question and reset the room.

Funny This or That Questions With Two Ridiculous Choices questions answered

What makes a This or That question funny?

A funny question offers two clear but ridiculous choices that players can defend without targeting anyone in the group.

Are these funny questions clean for families?

Yes. The humor avoids explicit topics, dangerous actions, and insults about real people.

How do you get players to answer at the same time?

Count down from three and use two hand signals or two sides of the room for the choices.

Can these questions work on a road trip?

Yes. Passengers can answer aloud while the driver listens and keeps attention on the road.

What if a player wants a third option?

The forced choice creates the joke. Ask the player to choose the less impossible answer for this round.